Posted by: Calvin | January 28, 2008

Useless Observations – State of the Union Address

Here are some totally useless observations from President Bush’s State of the Union Address in case you missed it:

  • Laura Bush and Hillary Clinton are both wearing bright red suits.
  • Hillary looks tired.  The red outfit must be keeping her awake.
  • Obama is bored.  Good thing his dark suit blends with the other dark suits.
  • Bush has a white shirt with a blue tie, Cheney has a white shirt with a red tie, Pelosi is wearing . . . purple??? 
  • It looks like Ted Kennedy is asleep!
  • Condi Rice is one of the only people in the room wearing a light colored outfit.
  • Nancy Pelosi must have had poppy seeds on her sandwich, does anyone have a toothpick?
  • The Supreme Court Justices are all nodding their heads in unison.  I wonder if that has ever happened before?
  • Nancy Pelosi blinks at a rate of about 100 blinks per minute, except when she is catching up on her reading.
  • What the heck is Pelosi reading?
  • Ted Kennedy really is sleeping.
  • Do the Supreme Court Justices have to wear their robes everywhere they go in Washington?
  • President Bush looks totally relieved that he never has to give the State of the Union Address again!
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Responses

  1. Hey, thanks for this review! Much better and more useful and descriptive of the night than the media talking heads. I couldn’t watch since I had to pick up SB from his Swedish class and then get dinner so I appreciate your summary :->>>

  2. I don’t think I’m make a good politician — if I were required to sit through a boring speech I’d probably bring my knitting.


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